Potty Thoughts - Confession

I have a confession to make. I use the handicap stall.

There are two bathrooms near my office and both have a handicap stall. In fact, one of them (the closer one) has a regular stall, a handicap stall, and then a separate room that is handicap accessible (perhaps it was a shower once or something). I hate the regular stall - it's too tiny. The handicap accessible one is so much more comfortable - bigger stall, higher seat, chrome bars to rest on for quick cat-naps, etc. I rationalize my actions by stating that I have not seen anyone in my immediate work area who looks like they would need to use the handicap stall, until today - an older gentleman who is pretty big and wobbles some when he walks. Today was the first time I ever saw him in the bathroom and he was leaving as I was entering, so no problems there. Now that I have gotten that off of my chest and I feel better, I'm going to continuing using the handicap stall until I notice someone who needs it more than I. Until then, I like my comfort. Now if I could just get someone to leave the newspaper on the chrome bars on a regular basis, I'd be all set.