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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Potty Thoughts - Washing Hands

Two college guys were in the bathroom one day using the urinals. When they were finished, guy 1 went to wash his hands as guy 2 headed towards the door. Guy 1 turned and said, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom." Guy 2 turns back and says, "At MIT they teach us not to piss on our hands."

I follow this philosophy. Hell most times I wash my hands before I pee. I'm already clean down there and I know where it's been. But my hands? Touching everything everywhere. Doors, keyboards, other people's hands, monitors, dust, dirt - yuck!

5 Comments:

  • At 5/19/2005 12:49:00 PM, Blogger AVA said…

    I totally agree. I've always thought it should be the other way around, hands should be washed before peeing, and afterwards of course, but the "before" part is way more important.

     
  • At 5/21/2005 07:20:00 PM, Blogger SunGrooveTheory said…

    I agree with both of you and am so glad someone said it.

     
  • At 5/27/2005 03:51:00 PM, Blogger jayne said…

    Someone once told me that there are only a few professions that "pre-washing" should be strongly encouraged--public school teacher (like me) was one of them.

     
  • At 5/31/2005 02:06:00 AM, Blogger Glod said…

    MIT sounds fun.

     
  • At 5/31/2005 12:33:00 PM, Blogger Rudicus said…

    I always wash my hands BEFORE also - but I also do AFTER because I'm thinking of the next person who may not be as excited about the cleanliness of my stuff - especislly if I'm cooking them food. I would want them to do it after also - so I guess it's only fair.

     

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