Potty Thoughts - Washing Hands
Two college guys were in the bathroom one day using the urinals. When they were finished, guy 1 went to wash his hands as guy 2 headed towards the door. Guy 1 turned and said, "At Harvard they teach us to wash our hands after using the bathroom." Guy 2 turns back and says, "At MIT they teach us not to piss on our hands."
I follow this philosophy. Hell most times I wash my hands before I pee. I'm already clean down there and I know where it's been. But my hands? Touching everything everywhere. Doors, keyboards, other people's hands, monitors, dust, dirt - yuck!
I follow this philosophy. Hell most times I wash my hands before I pee. I'm already clean down there and I know where it's been. But my hands? Touching everything everywhere. Doors, keyboards, other people's hands, monitors, dust, dirt - yuck!

5 Comments:
At 5/19/2005 12:49:00 PM,
AVA said…
I totally agree. I've always thought it should be the other way around, hands should be washed before peeing, and afterwards of course, but the "before" part is way more important.
At 5/21/2005 07:20:00 PM,
SunGrooveTheory said…
I agree with both of you and am so glad someone said it.
At 5/27/2005 03:51:00 PM,
jayne said…
Someone once told me that there are only a few professions that "pre-washing" should be strongly encouraged--public school teacher (like me) was one of them.
At 5/31/2005 02:06:00 AM,
Glod said…
MIT sounds fun.
At 5/31/2005 12:33:00 PM,
Rudicus said…
I always wash my hands BEFORE also - but I also do AFTER because I'm thinking of the next person who may not be as excited about the cleanliness of my stuff - especislly if I'm cooking them food. I would want them to do it after also - so I guess it's only fair.
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