Potty Thoughts

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Friday, July 29, 2005

Potty Thoughts - Sex Q & A



Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?

A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.



Q. What is the cheapest meat?

A. Deer balls, there under a buck.



Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?

A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
(LOL!!! Gross...)


Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?

A. The captains log.


5 Comments:

  • At 7/30/2005 06:08:00 AM, Blogger YO SOY EL QUE YO SOY said…

    Quite funny!!!

     
  • At 7/31/2005 10:03:00 PM, Blogger Ailyn said…

    Nasty!!!!

     
  • At 9/16/2005 05:10:00 PM, Anonymous Julius Cesar said…

    maximus merdus.

     
  • At 9/17/2005 12:16:00 AM, Blogger SunGrooveTheory said…

    Yeah, nice one ITC :D lol

     
  • At 1/05/2006 06:40:00 PM, Blogger ElizaF said…

    Loveeeeeelyyyyy :) Here is another one for you:
    An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.
    "White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper," says the Indian. "How much is it?"
    "$1.00 a roll," the clerk replies.
    "That seems pretty expensive," responds the Indian. "What about the others?"
    "Charmin is $2.00 a roll and no name is 50 cents a roll."
    The Indian doesn't have much money so he opts for the no name.
    Within a few hours he is back at the trading post. "I have a name for the no name toilet paper," he announces to the clerk. "We shall call it John Wayne."
    "Why?" asks the confused clerk.
    "Cause it's rough and it's tough and it don't take no crap off an Indian."

     

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